Exaggeration Poem by Garrett

Garrett brought home a book full of poems from their poem unit in school. I had to share his exaggeration poem... I was dying.

"My dad is more a man than your dad. He snowboards better than Shaun White. He bench presses 300 lbs a day. He has more chest hair than a monkey. He has the longest armpit hair in the world. That's why my dad is more a man than your dad."